7/3: Evan

[randori]

[ It's the growl that brings Natsuo out to the foyer, scrambling down the stairs and so so ready to see blood and tear into Dragon for lying to them? it's a break week?? why

There's no blood, but there's injuries- he stays clear of them, letting everybody who knows what to do, do it. There's nothing Natsuo can do but remember there's a pizza close to burning in the kitchen so he... goes to save that and bring it to Evan's room after he's gone there and kicks at the door, hard, as some semblance of courtesy that's unnecessary since these doors don't lock, I think. ]

EVAN HANSEN, OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, OR I'M GOING TO THROW THIS PIZZA IN YOUR FACE, WHAT HAPPENED??!

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[randori]

[ ............

This is the opposite of shouting, but the pause only lasts a second or two ]

You planned to break down the door, but you didn't think it would work? Then what's the point?!

[selfinserting]

I told you, I can't tell you the incentive. It's just... Something that meant we had to try to break down the door, but not to actually, um, break it down.

[He shrugs.]

Anyways, it doesn't matter because right before we kicked it, it opened on it's own, and we all fell in.

[randori]

[ mouths to himself 'break down the door without breaking down the door' ]

...Okay. Okay, whatever, I don't think I'll understand it anyways. It wasn't even locked at all, you were invited in?

[selfinserting]

No, it was locked. It was just like... It was like it could sense that we were about to try, because it didn't open when we tried to turn the doorknob, but it opened right before we kicked it without us even having to touch it.

[randori]

So... this super secret objective, it's complete just like that? Then you all ran away and got the hell out of there 'cause that's still a death wish.

[selfinserting]

No, I told you, we fell into the room when the door opened. Because, we were going to kick it but then it opened, so there was nothing to stop the... momentum from the kick. You know...?

[randori]

......who did the kicking, 'cause if you're falling over on your asses on a missed kick, you're doing it wrong.

[selfinserting]

All four of us...?

[They're mistakes.]

[randori]

All four of you. All at once. On one door.

[selfinserting]

...Yes.

[randori]

[ Hm. ]

You, at least, I'll teach you how to kick down a door properly someday, okay?

[selfinserting]

...I don't want to know how to do that! Wait, why do you know how to do that?

[randori]

It's useful! You kick down doors the same way you kick p— ...other things!

[selfinserting]

Other things?!

[randori]

Other... things... that you can kick. Kickable things. You know!

[selfinserting]

No, what other things are you kicking down?

[randori]

Mmmmmostly people. But they started it, okay?!

[selfinserting]

What?! There are so many less awful things you could have said that started with P!

[randori]

What else can you kick that starts with a P??

[selfinserting]

I thought you were going to say a pile of leaves!

[randori]

You don't kick a pile of leaves?! It's like kicking air! There's nothing there!

[selfinserting]

Kicking air is better than kicking people! Also, puddles!

[randori]

Are you five?! Playing with leaves and puddles?? Kicking is a life or death thing! It's survival!

[selfinserting]

What? Why are you getting into situations where your options are to kick someone or die?!

[randori]

G-gang wars! If I don't win, my neighbor would kill me!!