7/3: Evan

[randori]

[ It's the growl that brings Natsuo out to the foyer, scrambling down the stairs and so so ready to see blood and tear into Dragon for lying to them? it's a break week?? why

There's no blood, but there's injuries- he stays clear of them, letting everybody who knows what to do, do it. There's nothing Natsuo can do but remember there's a pizza close to burning in the kitchen so he... goes to save that and bring it to Evan's room after he's gone there and kicks at the door, hard, as some semblance of courtesy that's unnecessary since these doors don't lock, I think. ]

EVAN HANSEN, OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, OR I'M GOING TO THROW THIS PIZZA IN YOUR FACE, WHAT HAPPENED??!

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[randori]

Something about sucking at kicking.

[selfinserting]

I don’t suck at kicking!

[A sigh.]

Anyways, we were going to leave, but...

[randori]

[ You fell on your face, you suck at kicking.

Natsuo exercises incredible restraint not to say that, instead helping himself to the pizza so he has something for his hands and mouth to do while he nods at Evan to keep going. ]

[selfinserting]

But, um. Some of them wanted to stay, and I wasn’t going to leave them, so instead we started going through, um, her things.

[there is no excuse]

[randori]

[ chokes on his pizza ]

[selfinserting]

It seemed like a good idea at the time!

[randori]

[ He hopes that "time" lasted a fraction of a second and they realized their mistakes immediately after

give him a second or two to clear his throat before he speak again ]

Was it worth it?

[selfinserting]

I don’t know yet, we haven’t taken a look at the stuff that we, um.

[A beat.]

The stuff we stole...?

[randori]

........does she know you stole them?

[selfinserting]

She said finder’s keeper’s, so yes?

[randori]

Tiger's benevolence is amazing sometimes... As long as you don't have to sneak back to return that stuff, then it's fine, I guess.

[selfinserting]

Yeah, it’s... kind of surprising that she wasn’t angrier than she was? I mean, after she turned into an actual tiger and jumped at us.

[randori]

Um. Why are you guys not dead?

[selfinserting]

That’s a really good question and I actually have no idea, so.

[randori]

That stuff you stole, are you sure it's not boobytrapped...? [ maybe you're not dead yet ]

Who has it?

[selfinserting]

Veronica, Souji and I. Um, if you think it’s boobytrapped you might want to leave, because some of it is in this room?

[randori]

No way!! I won't leave you here to die alone!!!

[ he's. starting to scream again, Evan, you're really very stressful, did you know? ]

[selfinserting]

Shut up, we’re not going to die!

[randori]

You miiiiiiight! [ wails into his bed covers ] We just became friends, so I don't want you to die!!

[selfinserting]

She could’ve just done it in her room and she didn’t, so it’s fine!

[randori]

Why would she blow up her room!?

[selfinserting]

She didn’t have to blow us up to kill us!

[randori]

Isn't that suspicious though?! I would have killed you if you stole my stuff!

[selfinserting]

...What the hell, you just said we were friends!

[randori]

We are!! That's a general "I" and "you"! As long as you don't steal!